Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML
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anonymous_365 12
That's cold.
fuckedPriceless 17
Honestly, that's probably what I'd say too. I'm very sarcastic though...
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Comments (68)
holymackeral 12
Thats why men dont understand women. If you want to hold my hand just SAY THAT instead of playing headgames and then moaning on about it on FML
jamnglamgirlie 17
I gotta say that's actually kinda cute that he didn't get it.
TomeDr 25
I'd say that's pretty typical. Some men do NOT takes hints. Next time, just tell him you want to hold hands.
oJoy 11
some guys are that stupid
ProudDaddy 7
Damn, I get that we as men are the best on picking up on little hints, but I would've picked up on that lol
knoxxx 22
Men often don't pick up on subtle hints, next time just try holding his hand.
demonfacee 14
You should just flat out hold his hand. Guys don't really get that kind of stuff. ): I think it would be pretty funny if my girlfriend taught me how to put my hands in my pockets.
venomrusty 2
Boone reads minds. You want to hold his hands then tell him
SneezyBear 27
Was this the day after he turned the ceiling fan on when you started unbuttoning your blouse in front of him saying you were getting hot? XD
siggy_mcsigx 22
Haha that's pretty funny. After he showed you that you should have invaded his pockets ;)