Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML
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anonymous_365 12
That's cold.
fuckedPriceless 17
Honestly, that's probably what I'd say too. I'm very sarcastic though...
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Comments (68)
thepelvicwoo 8
Sorry, but you kinda deserve it. Guys just don't pick up on subtle hints, you gotta come out and say what you want.
KimchiKim 9
honestly though, he probably knew what you meant. like if my ex said that to me when we were dating I'd be like "Oh shit she wants to hold hands shit wait does she? no I'm making it up in my mind. She may actually wanna... shit. just play it safe" He honestly would probably have gladly held your hand and maybe he had an internal freakout like I would have OP
Kittiecat511 14
I moderated this
Animekid126 13
This is why you don't ask for attention
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Next time say what you want.
AGuyNamedI 7
Option 1) Woman: I have a problem. Man: I have a solution. Option 2) Woman: Can you hold my hands? Man: Of course. Option 3) Woman holds man's hands.
pittpensfan 3
At first I totally thought you were going to say he told you to warm them up in his pants. Dirty minded right now lol
Tyyeezyjr 13
No chill ?
pike1346 3
When will girls figure out men are not mind readers. GRAB HIS HAND...
Steen757 13
just grab his hand