Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Baby mama
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Congratulations. Or not.
Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Probably not
Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Top comments
kenjenkei 32
Lady, you pushed a tiny human out of your ******. Don't let anyone make you feel bad, you're amazing!
briang959 47
Never ask a woman when she is due until you see the baby's head coming out of the birth canal.
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Comments (114)
Wakachulak 22
Don't worry, the fat will disappear as soon as the kid learns to walk. Little buggers are nature's fitness instructors!
hailzz_96 18
15 months and that kid is still in the oven? Damn, OP, push that thing out already
catanita 18
Start working out and all will be fine. Not every mother recovers the same after birth. Don't let anyone ruin this period for you. As a parent the first year was the most impressive.
fantasyworld 39
I don't get the pressure for women to immediately lose baby weight. You pushed a baby out of a tiny area in your body, you don't have to lose it right away.
k_wrona 2
By that story you just mean that you were called fat? For a split second I thought that you miscarried... Imagine that situation - asking when the baby is due, when you miscarried a couple months before(and probably told that person that when you were pregnant)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yep, that's exactly how I read it too until I started reading the comments.
limitedition 25
Don't worry, OP. Sometimes it takes a while for a gals body to get back to prepregnancy shape. Congrats on the new baby!
killav 0
I thought the baby hadn't come out yet and you were 15 months pregnant. ..mornings..^_^;;
The_Skittish_One 27
OP, if you're trying to remain healthy, then I wouldn't fret too much if you don't lose the baby weight immediately. It might feel a bit discouraging after 6 months, but don't forget how amazing what you did was. Sure babies are born all the time, but I think that they are still an amazing miracle. Enjoy your baby, do your best, and try not to worry :)
Eloxia 7
Don't feel bad, OP, it takes time to get back into shape. We aren't all supermodels or actresses with a team of personal trainers, chefs, and dietitians to get us back to normal in the matter of weeks. Just know it's embarrassing for the person who asked, too, who now feels like a jerk.
rafa015 20
don't worry OP you're still beautiful