sexybelly
Parramatta, Australia
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Liar Liar
United States
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Jezza
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
Baby mama
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
preggo
United States
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Anonymous
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Congratulations. Or not.
Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
booyouwhoree
United States
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Anonymous
Mineola, United States
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Michael tee
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Probably not
Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Top comments
kenjenkei 32
Lady, you pushed a tiny human out of your ******. Don't let anyone make you feel bad, you're amazing!
briang959 47
Never ask a woman when she is due until you see the baby's head coming out of the birth canal.
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Comments (114)
JKPwnage 27
How does that even happen
blackonblight 33
I really don't understand the pressure for women to lose weight immediately after the birth. Especially women who are breast feeding. If the kid's not on solids yet, your body is still dealing with needing nutrition for two, right? Worrying about losing baby-weight before weaning seems silly.
otecasacid 22
It's not nutrition for 2. The baby weighs 8 pounds. Eating for 2 will double your weight, and perhaps give you gestational diabetes
Maycontainnuts 17
Oh man, I thought you meant you'd had a baby in there for 15 months!
MechanicKayla 18
Sorry :( Nobody should ever ask a woman that! Especially if they don't know them.
evank98 10
I'm surprised they haven't induced labor already...
LissaPalumbo 14
It really is hard to lose the weight. I had my son 2 months ago, and everyday I still feel like a whale. To anybody reading this with the same problem... Don't worry about it. It took you 9 months to gain it, it's gonna take some time to lose it. And your baby is definitely worth a little weight :)
spacepants 11
if it makes you feel any better he probably f er Ltd awful about it. I've made that mistake.
XPhoenixFire 17
What?
rinzler806 9
Lose weight=no problems. YD
MERICAN_REDNECK 10
Being pregnant for 15 months? I honestly HIGHLY doubt this. Did you mean 6 weeks?
ThuNDeY 23
Wow the baby's pretty late then