Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
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Top comments
camsterjoe 12
I don't know why your complaining, I marvel at your costume.
josebaseball11 14
Don't complain, he could have made you wear a Bane mask.
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Comments (125)
kernelkat 16
I don't see the problem.
fadedenvy3024 3
What's so bad about that?
Tristar8 6
Swaggggggg
davincidasecond 24
My girlfriend and I did the same thing at a Halloween party, except she was Batgirl. Man, what I would give to see her in that costume again ... Anyway, maybe you should've been Batgirl instead of Robin, although there was a female Robin at one point. Besides it could have been worse. You could have been Two-Face.
reymon8823 24
Already sounds like she probably is.. Smiling at him at the ball and bitching to fml
idrownedmyfish7 6
Better than nothin' right?
EmmaMK 35
Role play, kinky.
oly49 10
I don't know if its just me I don't see a problem here?? hmmm maybe just me then :0
Fou_Lou 20
Nope. Isnt just you. I dont get it either.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Maybe she didn't like the girl Robin...she was really too young for Batman (by our standards, though not necessarily back in the days, or in other countries), and she looked kind of boyish. Or maybe OP doesn't know that there WAS a FEMALE Robin.
zachthegaut 10
Wait so is this a bad thing
JMichael 26
I don't blame you OP. No body wants to be Robin.
jh921971 10
Best ball ecer