Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
KEEPER!
valleyshooter 8
What!?!? Batman isn't sexy enough for you? A sultry Mexican batman at that too. Your one of those robin girls aren't you. freak!!!
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Comments (157)
MelTheGreat 23
KEEPER!
05559 1
Man, I got sick of this overused comment.
8stringGuitarist 3
Why is this a FML?
bearnblue 0
Arrrriba
22cute 17
It's a reference to Amalie. Watch the movie & you'll definitely want to keep him.
eyeIoveyou 4
guys who have a good sense of humor are one of the best there is. besides, the awesome Mexican hat dancing is a bonus! :D
Zackaray 0
FML? I do not see the issue here! That is hilarious!
annilovesmusic 0
Ikr
Violet_Embers95 22
My thoughts exactly!
lwilso41 5
Why were you sending him pictures of himself?
05559 1
I think you misunderstood the FML.
SillyFart 7
That's what I thought too, But I think OP sent a picture of herself to her crush.
SeedlessMe 13
Why is 2 getting buried? It's a perfectly valid question. Is this what passes for flirting these days? Sending random pics to your crush? Yeah, good luck with that tactic, OP. Oh & mr 05559, you feel slick now, don't ya?
AndysFancy 6
I completely agree with seedlessme. Totally bizarre she would send a picture of herself to some guy she simply has a crush on. And she definitely wasn't clear in her post. I guess it's a good thing, though...she can stop putting energy into this guy now that she knows he is clearly not interested.
ihasbrains 10
It's a movie reference, apparently.
jazziness 12
My guess is that they were just setting contact pictures for each other
12dcevin 5
You guys think it is weird to send pictures of yourself to your crush? I don't I think it's weird i think its adorable and makes me smile when I see a picture of the girl I like it makes my day better just seeing a picture of her.
roadie143 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
if you like him.. thrn stop worrying about his looks..
boofgall 16
This guy sounds like he's fun. How is this an FML?
mrmakefunofu 5
Its was JUST a batman mask and sombrero
Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse. Could've been Robin and a cowboy hat.
zombicidal 11
or just Robin not nightwing. Robin
crazychick1269 7
..... or a Justin bieber mask
rexgar2000 10
or a Britney Spears poster.
deadxmau5 6
Or a mike Meyers mask in a birthday suit...
uniongirl02 0
Or lady gaga.
cherrysizzle1 0
Or a superman mask and red tights
valleyshooter 8
What!?!? Batman isn't sexy enough for you? A sultry Mexican batman at that too. Your one of those robin girls aren't you. freak!!!
jcarolina 4
Was he wearing that and nothing else?
Mitcha857 0
El batmano to serve and protect the people from the cartels of Mexico
LezBiHonest 7
Win...why can't all guys be that cool!?
Mister_Triangle 21
Because not every guy has a sombrero
scarface90 8
Well, it's better than sending you a picture of his penis with a sombrero on it
bobbycorwen 5
I thought that it was going to be a picture of his winkie.
LaughinStock 16
lol I read Twinkie...I'm so hungry or I'm a fatass :(
Sencilia 14
That is awesome!
kha_428 6
I agree with scarface90. He's probably just trying to make you laugh. Or he feels like he can share his dorkyness with you.
mama2b3 20
or trying to disguise his true identity.
DeathBunny218 37
Send him one back of you wearing a Catwoman mask (:
mikeymayhem_87 15
A leather mask.... Seems a little BDSM to me lol