Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Got em
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
His dark side
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Rare and inventive insult
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Top comments
camsterjoe 12
I don't know why your complaining, I marvel at your costume.
josebaseball11 14
Don't complain, he could have made you wear a Bane mask.
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Comments (125)
Haidawg 7
I'm still trying to find where the FML is necessary I mean that sounds like a good time.
russianspy1234 11
At least he didn't make you and Alfred mask.
wolfygirl626 8
I see nothing wrong with his choice of costume. I think it would be cute!
YBae 27
How is this an FML? The guy you like asked you to go with him. Enjoy it. (:
mineminerguide 1
I don't see why it complaining
rob02 19
That's pretty awesome, no FML here
chelene 10
He sounds fun!
spartanfan3 1
I dont see a problem here
enix82 5
Hey at least your the robin to his batman. Relax and Have some fun.
InnocentMalice 12
I would marry that guy!