Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
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camsterjoe 12
I don't know why your complaining, I marvel at your costume.
josebaseball11 14
Don't complain, he could have made you wear a Bane mask.
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Comments (125)
mirrorfrost 11
Don't complain. It is a masquerade ball. Have fun with the guy you like. :) Just relax
reymon8823 24
I don't see a problem here.. That sounds pretty awesome although i woulda gotten you a cat woman mask
unixdude 9
Decline the invite. He deserves better than you. Why T F are you complaining?
Cambam567 4
i think that's awesome really.. hes showing you that hes comfortable with you and also wants to be different then everyone
tj4234 36
If you want a guy who isn't into superheroes you're probably going to struggle. I bet 99% of guys secretly or openly think that superheroes are awesome. Batman is usually regarded as one of the best. Could be worse though... he could have gone as Aquaman...
Inkay 13
Maybe he wants to see your creativity?
believe27 3
dude that's a freaking awesome idea! not an fml....
tatormash 2
Dude that's good, where like a sexy robin dress
breakinlegs 19
he actually made the mask? that is special