Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
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dmmd8686 0
Should have gone up to him and said "that'll cost you 20 for the show"
regalarius 0
Man, if I had a dollar for every minute I've been glad no one was watching me, I'd be a rich man. FYL. Also: in before "do him"
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Comments (201)
CyclonePsycho 1
lmao, #19. You win everything. Just everything.
crvenazvezda 0
ahahhahaha thats awesome!!! i agree with #44 loool, #19 you just win
undercover_ninja 0
This is something you should have done at home. Where no one could see you. There was a definite possibility that someone could have seen you/walked in on you dancing, and I'm pretty sure you were aware of that. YDI. #19 FTW :)
PAH108 0
So are girls always checking to see if we have boners, or was this just a situational thing?
BaldOuting 0
you made his day - make that week.
peopleplz2008 0
do it in the privacy of your own home. YDI
spanyardsneedlea 0
10- soo true
llaawwll 0
You looked at his crotch so you must be conceited if you look for boners. YDI
shirvon100 0
1 wrd damn
Ladybug_Mafia 0
I would think that boners are more likely to mess up the windows after time. lol, pretty funny though
mudkipsan 19
A little overreaction. Like mentioned above, it happens pretty randomly. This is your friend's house, so you've probably seen her dad dozens, if not hundreds of times - you were bound to see him with a boner at some point. The most amusing thing is how you've decided that since you noticed it after you did something, it must be because of that something, and the possible different ways this could have turned out. I was sitting on the couch texting, and her dad saw me. He had a boner. When I was eating breakfast, I spilled juice on my shirt, and her dad saw me. He had a boner. I ate taco bell and took a loud shit, and it stunk up the whole house. When I came out, her dad saw me. He had a boner.