Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
Today, I found out my 20 year-old daughter has a 46 year-old boyfriend. She met him at her job. When I objected, she told me that I can’t tell her “heart” what to do because she’s “grown” and “in love.” I had to teach her how to wash and she still leaves dirty pads on the floor, but sure, she’s “in love.” FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML
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Top comments
pratikp03 22
Time for sex talk with your daughter
stillalive33 14
At that age, she barely needs to know what sex is…
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Comments (147)
nevereyes 31
Ok someone's first relationship should not be just for sex. Other than that just make sure she knows what she's doing.
nitrog100 21
Why not? At that age, sex is all those relationships are really good for.
skittyskatbrat 19
Parental fail. Call the other kid's parents, right now, and warn them about this. They need to know as well. Time for a pregnancy test.
bobby_jones 7
Just tell him you will do to him whatever he does to your daughter!!
ToastedSyrup 16
I went to a private school that had sex ed classes every year from 3 and up, but I've actually known since about first grade. Being in seventh or eighth isn't the worst time to be active. Especially since sexual thoughts and desires happen around 6th. Still though, make sure her boyfriend is being safe.
ToastedSyrup 16
Also: 13 isn't actually all too young considering that's when puberty goes into hyperdrive. I was already 6' tall at that age. It's likely she is older than most people picture her because they think more of the number than the actual growth. She could be fully matured at this point and be mentally prepared, or she could not be ready and doing this for fun. But still, at 13 it's not just pizza dates anymore.
Ziggy122 15
Yes, she's way too young to be having sex, but why were you upset at the thought of your daughter having a boyfriend? It's totally normal for 13-year-olds to have "boyfriends" and "girlfriends", even though they don't really know what relationships are yet.
Epickitty58 29
I haven't even kissed my bf yet....
Taurus_ChicKa 37
First of all, your daughter is too young to be having sex. Second of all, she should NOT be in a relationship for that reason alone. And third, for the love of God, make sure she's at least using protection; the last thing we need is another kid brought into this world because of stupid teenage behavior.
Sudoc 29
*twitch twitch*
Bumwhiskers 17
She needs to slow down
RayvenWhite 12
Holy crap!!! You need to sit her down and have a very serious talk with her.