Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
Today, I found out my 20 year-old daughter has a 46 year-old boyfriend. She met him at her job. When I objected, she told me that I can’t tell her “heart” what to do because she’s “grown” and “in love.” I had to teach her how to wash and she still leaves dirty pads on the floor, but sure, she’s “in love.” FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter called me a "stupid f**ing b****" on Snapchat because her dad wouldn't go on the trampoline with her. I had nothing to do with any of it. FML
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Top comments
pratikp03 22
Time for sex talk with your daughter
stillalive33 14
At that age, she barely needs to know what sex is…
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Comments (147)
YFOS_fml 17
and they wonder why parents lock their kids away
Arrow26 4
Unfortunately, you really need to get her on some kind ofcontraceptive.
TiggyBonkers 32
Wow. I'm 20 and even I haven't haven't sex yet. Why are kids starting to do these things so young?
Arwen_Evenstar 37
They always have. It was normal for a long time, before it got raised that you should be 16/18, the fact is though, a lot of women now of the older generation, and their grandparents generation, got pregnant young, it was just hidden away. Forced adoptions for instance. I'm not saying 13 year old should be having sex, but you can't just pretend hormones aren't there.
ItsATwinThing 9
That's BS, you can't blame hormones because they don't define what you do. It's the choice you make as a person, sure the desire maybe there but it's whether they choose to act upon it or not.
DocDrose 20
Chastity belt that until she's 18
i_needa_username 17
Maybe she doesn't know what the word means and used it out of context?
TheAnon1313 28
if she doesn't know what sex is, I officially give up on this world.
TheAnon1313 28
to add to my last comment (i meant to add it, but ran out of time while editing): when I was 13, I knew about sex. hell, my first boyfriend and I talked about sex, not that we had any intention of having sex until we were far, far older. I still maintain that I will not have sex until either I'm 18 (and definitely using condoms) or 16/17 (because that's when its technically legal in Canada) while taking BC. I just think that's its healthy to talk about it, and be well informed, by the time you're a teenager.
Goblin182 27
Oh good, because at 13 she is way to young to be getting serious.
seriouslygrowup 11
These days I wouldn't put it past a 13 year old to troll her own dad ;)
movaa 11
That's extremely young to be having sex but I'm not too surprised. Unfortunately you cannot watch your children all the time and you cannot absolutely control the influences around them 24/7. There was a time when children wouldn't get to hear about sex besides maybe a few rumors. These days kids have access to TV, magazines, the INTERNET etc. Your best hope in raising a child is protecting them with information that allows them to make informed decisions.
Tsukiyomi 16
Press charges. You can still do it
ToastedSyrup 16
I, uh. I don't think that's how it works.
interesting33 37
Unless the guy is over 16 or whatever the legal age is where you live, I don't think you can do that. Not sure.
sicksadworld1317 30
Have her watch more horror flicks. Sex Ed taught me a lot; but through scary movies I learned that sex, drinking, drugs, and smoking always lead to a gory and painful end. As an adult, I still refuse to have sex while camping due to the things I've seen.... or in any desolate place, really.