Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
Today, my sister was yet again sprawled out on the kitchen floor. Passed out drunk? Nah, it was a "die-in" as part of her plan to annoy us into becoming insufferable vegans like her. I accidentally stepped on her hand and she screamed, making me jump and splash hot coffee everywhere. FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML
Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
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Jojohn0 23
Oh man that would be sodapressing. I'm sorry
CloudStrife97 9
Life lesson, don't have a seizure when she's the only one with you
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Comments (107)
captainobvious10 3
Sounds more like your desire for attention than an intent to "teach"
twoshoes08 0
You are a god damn moron! For someone with SEVERE EPILEPSY i find that ******* disgusting! You doing that makes people who really have that look bad! What would you have done if she had called? You should be ashamed!
erwilliams 2
You do realize that if she had actually called 911 and they found out it you were faking, they would have fined you, right? You can get in trouble for that kind of stuff.
vde_fml 15
You are a bad actor I guess :_)
FallenStar06 5
No offense, but don't you think you should let your parents teach your sister those kinds of things?
yeongji 31
I would inform your parents about it. Even if you did a bad job of faking it, she should have still checked on you to see if you were okay. Having her around is the same thing as not having her around, so your parents should really know about this.
RockNRollAndrew 18
Why would you pretend to have a seizure ??? And are u one of those paranoid people who think about all the worst case scenarios
limabeans101029 21
Or maybe op has a history of seizures. Seems logical to me.
jax_king1 5
Guess she didn't buy it
kenleyd1992 2
That is messed up that you would pretend that. Sezuires are a very serious thing. You never know when you can take one. My brother went 18 years never took one and then he did and took a few after that.
miianah1 22
Maybe you're a terrible actor?