Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
Today, my sister was yet again sprawled out on the kitchen floor. Passed out drunk? Nah, it was a "die-in" as part of her plan to annoy us into becoming insufferable vegans like her. I accidentally stepped on her hand and she screamed, making me jump and splash hot coffee everywhere. FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML
Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
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Top comments
Jojohn0 23
Oh man that would be sodapressing. I'm sorry
CloudStrife97 9
Life lesson, don't have a seizure when she's the only one with you
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Comments (107)
slasher2808 11
well let's hope your babysitter knew you were faking it and didn't bite and waste people's time. UDI
pookiebear1001 13
Not nice at all. You should have looked up the and read the off to her and write them down
anfscd 17
What?
i_h8t_everything 12
She probably knew you were faking it. YDI for lying to her.
MrRazzle 4
Well, at least she didn't take a photo. Thats kinda progress, right?
Jaspermin12 5
Oohh... That really sucks. Hope that soda was good then :D
skyeyez9 25
Depending on how young she is, she has no concept of a medical emergency. When you said "baby sister" I assume she is a toddler. So her drinking your soda was a normal reaction, and thought you were playing around.
middlenamefrank 8
Who fakes a seizure to teach their younger sib when to call 911? Sorry, OP, but terminally weird behavior gets a big fat YDI.
yerawizardlizzy 27
More likely than not, OP explained what they were about to do.
InsanePPG 25
When I was a lot younger, my mom pretended to collapse to see if I knew to call 911. I thought she was just napping, so I kept watching Rugrats.
yerawizardlizzy 27
To all the people who are saying "She knew you were faking it"... OP probably told the sister "I'm going to pretend to have a seizure so you know what it looks like. When I hit the ground, you need to call 911 right away." I highly doubt OP just hit the floor and expected the sister to act. The scenario was probably set up.
harmtouch16 11
First: if you're young enough to have a baby sitter then you're too young to be on FML! Second: you do realize, don't you, that when you call 911 people burst into action, and you can be taking away precious seconds of a dying persons time?
Nyx_fml 23
*ahem* Baby SISTER *ahem*
miketopgunmike1 25
I'm 26 with a baby brother and sister. Am I too young to be on here? Some people need to stop and think before they post moronic comments...
sammyjo06 14
Sister, not sitter...