Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
devaraja42 0
You should've just said no... That's what I always do, but then again, I never have money on me in the first place.
kariemika 0
He needs to get a life. Its not your fault his life sucks.
starfoxfan1 7
First of **** you, and secondly he's a homeless person, of course his life sucks cause he has to be living on the streets and begging to bitchy people like yourself to get money. What if it was you begging? You'd probably be like "oh poor me, give me some change, pity me pity me" and just because he's homeless doesn't mean he's an asshole as well, people like you probably treat him like that so he's going to do that right back to you. Karma. And just don't assume that he'll buy drugs or alcohol, he's probably saving for food, or a hotel room.
xox_what_now 0
F his life "today I asked someone for some spare change and she said she didn't have any. A few minutes later I saw the same lady walking by with a frappacino. FML
chere3249 0
Scream stalker!! N he will go away!! I do that to CEO's all the time that try 2 kick me off their companys property!
tj8610 0
Chuck him a quarter and gtfo :P
xanth 0
Next time just tell him to piss off and get a job instead of lying.
blahdsflksfd 0
So you value a coffee from Starbucks more than a human being's life?
Lelio_fml 0
I'm not sure why this one has more 'you deserved that one votes' #58: he should get a bloody job
FajitaFreak 3
If one more person says he should just get another job, I'm going to go insane. It boils my blood. People are having trouble getting a job under absolutely PERFECT conditions. Getting a job when you are homeless is virtually impossible. I know. I've been homeless. True homeless. 1,600 miles away from anyone I knew. No money. Nothing.
Lounia_fml 8
#36.. If the guy doesn't have a penny on him, I doubt he'll have a computer to write a FML xD This FML is funny, I can almost imagine the homeless guy chasing the OP with a stick xD
NickelPhosphate 0
You should have told him you would call the cops.