Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML
Today, an old lady came up to me and asked me to break a fifty for her. I gave her two twenties and a ten. I later used the fifty. It was counterfeit. I was conned by a pensioner. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, a man approached my delivery van and asked for change for a $5 bill. I guess I should've expected him to grab the change and run off with the extra money. FML
Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
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Top comments
amyzerz 0
Haha oh man that guy was clever. Sucks for you though. Hope you can find him and kick his ass!
Bleep_fml 0
Lesson learned: NEVER EVER change money for someone you don't know! Tell them to go to a shop or bank and change the money there. If they don't want to, you know why. Besides, if he was going to buy something with that money he would've had change automatically. No strangers need be involved. YDI for not using your common sense.
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Comments (120)
peoc 0
hahahahaha .... fail. seriously, being nice in todays world just doesnt work.... its sad. ( i could jump up and down screaming FIRST!!!!, but who cares?)
amyzerz 0
Haha oh man that guy was clever. Sucks for you though. Hope you can find him and kick his ass!
nosedive1994 0
umm... that's the oldest one in the book for counterfitters... YDI for falling for that!
planbsponserme 2
Ydi. never give change more than a dollar.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
This seriously sucks. Good FML.
sugarbushvermont 0
that sucks!
shortandloud 0
That sucks hardcore. I hope you get out of it. And get your money back somehow.
liuken 3
Why you carrying 50$ in change around?
Kupokupupo 0
it could be notes
turkishjew 0
well maybe he bought something expensive and that was his change
Bleep_fml 0
Lesson learned: NEVER EVER change money for someone you don't know! Tell them to go to a shop or bank and change the money there. If they don't want to, you know why. Besides, if he was going to buy something with that money he would've had change automatically. No strangers need be involved. YDI for not using your common sense.
Seegtease 0
"Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change?" Are you asking us? Also, you're an idiot. Anybody who needed change legitimately would go to the bank or just break the bill at wherever they spend it next. You should have had some red flags go up.
Judahsh 8
Idk about you, but i dont assume everyone asking for change is actualy producing counterfeit money
Ohnoitslindsay 0
#6: Two $20 and a $10? Not out of the ordinary.
nodbor 11
are you ******* nuts. you should never pull your wallet out on the street for some one to grab, or rob you of you cash.