Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI, should have bought him a muffin or something. It's hard to be homeless!
tradit03 0
You could have used credit card or gift card.
fkjiwefakris 0
strawberry lemonade frapp or strawberries & cream frapp? these details are important! just kidding. #8, i like you
kvgf1484 0
a lot of times people don't actually carry money though. What are they supposed to do... hand over their debit card? I know I rarely have money on me and I get hassled from bums all the time. It's really irritating.
premiermois 5
That sucks, must have been annoying. Beggars can't be choosers. don't worry about it (:
Adrianna69 0
Umm.. hello. You could have just told him you used a debit card, or credit card. And if anything, just kick the bum, and when hes down. Run.
tomarino13 0
If he's that much of a prick he probobly got kicked out of the soup kitchen.
xox_what_now 0
Psycho ash when u say **** him it sounds like u wanna get with the hobo
kuno_thunder 0
You should tell him that "change comes from within" and tap your chest, or the side of your head. That would hopefully inspire him not to be a worthless bum angry at your right to have a strawberry frap.
fml1358 0
You should have just given him a quarter or two before you went to Starbucks