Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
Guyoverhere 0
He has it worse then u do stop complaining
lattrayant 0
I sure as hell don't have people giving me handouts all the time, I don't get why all of you people calling the OP selfish think that this homeless person is entitled to other people's money. I highly doubt that you go around spending all your hard earned cash on every homeless person you pass in the street.
tjh116 0
#82 You are truly ignorant. "Most of the people who ask for spare change go "home" to million dollar houses because they make so much money from the spare change." That has to be the most retarded and unfounded statement I have heard in my entire life. Maybe that is true in a very, very small number of cases, but most?
Lifesucksdodrugs 0
What do they not accept cards at the Starbucks? This is when a punch to the nuts is obligatory.
realggirl 0
I do the same thing. I earn my money. YLIF
blasticks 0
meh, it HIS fault hes homeless annway, he shud get a freaking job
jimbo74 0
I do the same. Who's to say you didn't buy it with plastic? F him anyhow- he's not entitled to jack shit just by virtue of being a bum. Make him earn it...
USBIade 0
is it rlly that bad to give a guy with no home some money or change? YDI dont be so selfish
thuryn 2
"Happened to my friends and ME," not "happened to my friends and I." You wouldn't say "it happened to I." You'd say, "it happened to ME." Get it right, people. ME is an objective pronoun. It comes after verbs and after prepositions ('to', 'of', 'between', 'after', etc.). I is a subjective pronoun. It comes before verbs. I tell ya. English class doesn't ******* teach ENGLISH any more. And yeah, FYL to the OP for having to put up with that crap. Just say you used your debit card. Or better still, really use your debit card. (But keep a $20 on you. There are still vagrancy laws in a lot of places.) #82: State your source. Jandersoniii: I hope you lose your account, you racist tard. Lots of your comments get moderated out anyway. You're probably a step away from getting booted. DIAF
USBIade 0
and people who think its the homeless guys fault... its still not a terrible idea to give him some money? you guys are so cheap selfish and ignorent