Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
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summer_moon 0
Hahaha -5? wow you would not survive in Canada. It was -40°C a couple weeks ago
perdix 31
All the way up to your ankles? GASP! Maybe if you walked to school on your hands that would be impressive, but otherwise, you should omit that detail.
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Comments (271)
imreallyfucked 0
What happened there, borders on abuse and being evil. That is NO WAY to be loving toward your own kid.
Cinn_fml 23
Actually, I thought it counts as a prank.
element115 0
well it was
Bronson94 0
ya i totally see how that is funny!!
lazy_girl 12
It would help to know if she means Fahrenheit or Celsius, 'cause -5C is nothing (quite mild, actually), but -5F is about -21C...omg your nostril hairs are frozen within seconds lol so I'm assuming that's the one she means. FYL FOR SURE!!
sohomomo 2
that's not even cold!! try going to school when it's -30c.
xIshtar 0
not even cold at alllllllll, try walking to school with snow almost up to your knees...... with at least -20 to -30 w/ wind :p
winzygirl 0
Oh puh-leeze. Try living in Canada. It gets to -30-40 and we still have to walk to school in almost knee deep snow. -5? That's warm!
mikkelkarn 0
here in Norway, the snow was one meter higer , guess what happend? nothing.....
imadogwoof 0
wow -5 and up to your ankles and school was canceled, a couple days ago it was -30 with 45cm and school wasn't cancelled
TiteCath9 0
Just so you know what a real snowfall is... On Monday there was a 70cm snowfall. All in 36 hours. And today (Thursday) yet another 15cm ! THIS is worthy of saying FML when you go outside. Otherwise, walking in ankle-deep snow is barely noticeable.