Anonymous
Leave me alone
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The Girl Can't Help It
Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML
Insomniac
Quit staring
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
leogs23
Nighty night
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
exhausted
Knackered
Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML
whatzthehell
Kuwait
Make it stop
Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Hungry
Appleton, United States
Today, I got written up at work for clocking back in from lunch early. Yesterday I got a verbal warning for coming back late. I'm scared to go to lunch at all now. FML
hangman
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Anonymous
Helsinki, Finland
Zonked out
Today, I got my ass kicked by my boss at work. Why? Because I missed my shift on Saturday, because I slept through my alarms and the phone calls from my co-workers, and I woke up three hours later in a state of panic. This is all because of a medicine I'm on for migraines. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Does your job require smiling? It would be one thing if you were warned in a coal mine and another if you worked at Disney World...or as Ron DeMussolini calls it...the gayest grooming cult on Earth.
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RichardPencil 32
Does your job require smiling? It would be one thing if you were warned in a coal mine and another if you worked at Disney World...or as Ron DeMussolini calls it...the gayest grooming cult on Earth.