Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
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summer_moon 0
Hahaha -5? wow you would not survive in Canada. It was -40°C a couple weeks ago
perdix 31
All the way up to your ankles? GASP! Maybe if you walked to school on your hands that would be impressive, but otherwise, you should omit that detail.
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Comments (271)
DLIPF6969 1
whiny bitch! -5 isn't even cold!!! that's when I wear shorts and drink slurpies!!! you Americans are such *******!
Cinn_fml 23
Erm, the FML took place in Ireland.... Unless I missed the point of the bit about Americans.
stoptrying 9
Er. OP is from Ireland. I hope not everyone from your country is as stupid as you are.
nitemare0 17
try -40 C with snow up to your knees
maddy23a 5
Imagine -40 walking to and from school
SpazzyJazzy325 0
wimp
whitecloud197 0
#3 ftw -5 if fricken warm weather. thats nothing to bitch about
KennaS 2
wow. I take it you don't live in Canada? I walked to school everyday this winter in -25 and snow to my knees. my mom would rather sleep in than drive me.
moshie123 0
where I come from there is snow ip to my knees or thighs and it is -30 to -40
IFightBearsDaily 0
m...minus FIVE?!? Holy Hannah, you must have been an ice cube!!! I bet you could see your breath. (: I go outside in minus five without a jacket. that's warm in medicine hat winters. (;
Rawrrawr777 1
What scoop closes for -5 degrees?? And only ankle deep? I mean I live in Minnesota but still...
Kenpachitovar 3
Move to minnesota. THEN you can complain