Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.
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Comments (102)
dengman 0
ahahahahahhahahahahaha thats pretty funny lol
breedizzles 0
do you go to UB??? something exactly like this was reported there a month or so ago XD
luxornv 0
At least you didn't lose any money.
sparda4355 0
7 dollars is not a lot at McDonalds! the value meals are all very close to that! Plus I spend 7 even if I do eat off the dollar menu... Quit roasting the guy about his food and focus on the fact that his "muggers" (aka drunk college stoners) took his freaking food! Jerks!
Bflame7 0
Is the economy that bad that people have to steal your mcdonalds rather then your money.
ChelseaChops 1
Wait, muggers let you explain yourself first? I thought they just kicked you to the ground, raided your pockets and then left. *roll eyes* BS.
rukusrazor 0
Good, they did you a good deed. McDonalds is ******* cancer in a bun, mudd butt with a drink, and obesity in a bag.
Ravemaster7 0
Sometimes it's okay to kick someone in the balls like when they're trying to steal the ONLY THING TO YOUR NAME Have some dignity, man.
Mr_Kennedy 4
Did you get your food back? I guess not. People are stupid.
thelonelylurker 0
What kind of ghetto campus do you live on?! That's horrible, man. You don't mess with a man's food. You make me want to cry.