Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
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itsnotfair 0
umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.
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Comments (102)
redbluegreen 41
On the bright side, you still have your original chicken nuggets.
MrFail_fml 0
you ******* deserved it.
paks7 0
Well, I can't really say you deserved it, but $7 at McDonalds? really? If you're so poor that that's what you have to resort to, I'd suggest the dollar menu.
grazynaanka 0
#14 grocery stores are more and more expensive everyday. and most college students are not close enough to a grocery store. my grocery store is a lot further than the burger king. so fast food is the easiest and quickest option. plus he's a college student. most aren't smart enough to think of going to a grocery store. sucks they stole your food. but look at the bright side. at least you're not in the hospital or the morgue.
padlarf 14
@Everyone: I bet the OP means he spent the last 7 dollars in his wallet, not neccesarily the last 7 dollars he owned. Well, at least they didn't beat you up or worse.
IllegalLight 0
At least they didn't hold you at gunpoint because they were angry you had no cash.
bortzy93 0
eat at the mcdonalds next time
Jennika 0
DAMN HAMBURGLERS!
madbrat97 0
^win.
albo88 0
Whoa! I think it may have been the Hamburglar! FYL.
WickedAwsum 0
I have to go with #18 Just eat there next time. Lol.