Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
umm, #1, he'd spend it on junk food because he's a college student who needs to eat? and mcdonald's was the cheapest option available? (aat least, that's what i'm presuming). maybe there's nothing left in the fridge?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
>>#1 Because it's the only food they can afford with $7, duh. Assuming homemade is out of the picture, of course.
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Comments (102)
lautner4eva 0
stop complaining! not only could it have been MUCH worse (get ur wallet/credit card/$ stolen) but it wasnt even GOOD food lol
Aristai 0
Only McDonalds... Not exactly a loss. If anything you came out on top with that one.
bad_times 0
why is that bad? why the hell is this a fmylife?! they stole ur crap that u spent 7 dollors on! why is that bad?!?!?!?!?
cprompt 0
Today, I tried to mug some college student but he told me he didn't have any money. I stole his food. FML
BenLarge1 0
wouldn't that be a MLIA?
toch040 0
no from my experience most MLIAers are teenage girls who are making shit up to get posts on the Internet, not McTheives
djspazy 0
Why would anyone deserve to be mugged? Who the hell votes YDI for these kinds of things?
ZiggyMorrison 0
#26 EAXCTLY Stop saying it could have been worse I'm sick of everyone reducing peoples FMLs saying there not ones yeah I know there are ones like the one about the girl getting three calls her fiance wanting his ring back etc... but that doesnt make this any less of an FML so shut the **** up
countryb_cth 38
Thank you, finally some one said it. It's so annoying reading comments that say "how the hell is this an FML nothing bad even happened." Just because worse things happen doesn't mean it's not an FML. This site isn't for tragic things happening to people, no its for funny every day crappyness that just happens.
nonotme 0
FYL, that's harsh. But, be grateful that they didn't just shoot you like they will in rougher parts of the country.
Blithe_626 0
com on spending last 7 dollars on junk food isnt THT bad. i feel u lol. but anyways tht really sucks.
0_X 0
lol. this is really funny. I hope you at least had some of your food.
blackwidowtaco 31
Being mugged isn't funny by any means.
I2OI3 0
So you're feeling pretty down, no more money, just got mugged. Whatever you do, resist the temptation to start prostituting yourself - those Big Macs are tasty, but believe me it's just not worth it. I know a guy, well I knew a guy, let's just say some things are better left unsaid.