Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
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IhateNY 0
Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.
Dr_Phil 0
Stop being so insecure.
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DarkestSaint 5
once i was sitting by the library then an old lady came up to me and asked "do u want me to pray for u?" it was nice but i reliezed mah life is probly f'd if she she said that this story reminded me of my experience with religion
chunkymunky666 0
(#50) lol ^_^
PaytonStray 0
It's nice how religion teaches specifically to not judge someone (especially not based on the way they look) yet those ***** don't even attempt to hand pamphlets to everyone, just those of us who look exceptionally "bad." Maybe you should tell him that you used to be religious until people such as himself judged and scorned you to the point that you were brought to the ultimate realization of the hypocrisy of the Church. :]
fatcow282 8
If u look at man claiming for him to reprensent the God he claims u wnt be satisfied. Humains make mistakes christians r no different. Dosent mean that God is the same way tho.
3ChibiEds 0
Agreed with #4
CodeMan16 0
#23 there is hypocrisy in the church, as Jesus, Paul, and several other people said it would be in the end times, that doesn't mean you give up on church and being a Christian, there are hypocrites but there are also great Christian people, I prefer small churches, less hypocrisy, more love and personal interaction with great, godly people, and also the Bible does say not to judge, but it also says to point peoples sin out to them, Jesus said, less than saying judge not at all, he said "Judge not and you shall not be judged" we know we shall all be judged, Jesus said by the same judgement that you judge, you will be judged by the same measure, if we judge by the Bible we will be judged by the Bible, we turn to the infalible Word of God for guidance on what is sinful and what isn't and we warn people, that is how a Christian should behave, so yes what this man did was wrong but there are people who aren't hypocrites, so just don't give up on all Christianity because of one bad experience, you guys would probably speak against such stereotyping yourselves. I bless you all in the name of Jesus Christ and pray that you will all come to know true Christianity, as not a religion but a relationship with Jesus Christ
truelyawesome 0
thank you. it's nice to hear someone say that these days. I almost cried when I read it
rein 8
stop preaching dammit
silly_kate 0
frigging religious nuts, force feeding their beliefs! don't take it personally, they do it to everyone! my grandma made me say a prayer and i'm an atheist.
insinuendo 0
So what?
geeweefuu 0
That happened to my boyfriend once, but it was a girl and he used the pages to roll a blunt apparently. The girl asked him the next day if it was of any use to him and he said, "Yeah, got pretty high. Thanks."
SmileandWave 0
#28, I have friends who use the Bible all the time when they run out of money for Rizlas :L
Jezabelle_fml 0
don't take it personally, if he's giving out bibles he probably thinks that either everyone sins and they need one or he's just trying to spread the faith. I hate guys like that.
itslilly123 0
# 28 - your boyfriend is ******* amazing. just ******* amazing. op, I would have taken that as a compliment.