Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence
IHATESOUP 0
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DreamRose 5
I love dogs! so your running away from 5 tiny dogs that can barely reach your knee.
rattusrattus 19
Chihuahuas have a surprising amount of jaw power and sharp teeth. And they don't let go. Or they try to hump your foot/hand/accessible appendages. And people don't bother to train them much because they're small and 'can't do much damage'. Nasty little brutes.
luvzit 0
not like they were big dogs
heyjenn 0
luv zit?
luvzit 0
luvz... it
Zmeilerr 22
They ARE vicious. One of those ******* ripped through my pants one time.
IVANTTOCOME 0
YDI for putting it up your ass.
sourgirl101 29
Booger, you are being rude, so I will kindly need to ask you to SHUT THE **** UP. Thank you, and have a good day.
IVANTTOCOME 0
I never knew that putting a chihuahua up ones ass would bring up such bad memories. PTSD is easily treatable with simple anti-depressants.
iheartglasses 0
Ugh I hate tiny dogs... I cant wait to live somewhere large enough for a Great Dane :) A big yard, a big house, and a really big bed lol
stewpididiot 11
BIG Dog = BIG Dog Shit.... the kind that will pull your shoe off when you step in it..... WOOF !!!
LetsRollOut 2
I have a Great Dane and I looove her. They're definitely my favorite breed. (:
randomnameflob 0
I want a Geater Swiss Mountain dog. Swissies ftw!
milmac 9
What kind of pansy runs away from a chihuahua?
xo_mrii_xo 0
I know right ? OMG they're like smaller than my cat.
mintcar 10
This is only an FML if you're out of shape and can't outrun 5 small dogs. Although being chased is no fun, no matter who/what is chasing you.
medfly 2
I don't think you understand just how fast dogs are.
mintcar 10
It's not completely IMPOSSIBLE to outrun them, especially when you're in good shape. Which is why I added that bit of information in my above statement.
mintcar 10
But I do agree, Chihuahuas are pretty fast. I think the FML lies in the fact that they were being chased, not the fact that they were bitten and torn to pieces by 5 little dogs. (Which could possibly mean that they somehow outran them).
woofis 0
Actually those little ******* are fast I couldn't outrun one on a bike
Tempuser117 2
Turn around and kick them, between the two of you you should be able to take out four of them (four feet, so just kick one with each foot. Obviously don't try to kick with both feet at once or you will fall down and they will kill you.) That leaves just one and you might be able to fight that one off.
milmac 9
You've got to be kidding. Chihuahuas are one of the most aggressive, vicious breeds of dog that exists. Vicious is a matter of temperament, and has nothing to do with size.
rattusrattus 19
Also randy. That was a fun afternoon... *shudders at memories*
spd2fst4u 5
I'd kick them like the footballs they are... with my steal toe boots.
TheKingDon 2
Chihuahua are just SO hard to kick! How did you ever survive!?