Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence
IHATESOUP 0
pussy
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sourgirl101 29
I hate people that can't watch their dogs and allow them to roam freely. The dog pound is coming for Fido and Frisky soon!
mintcar 10
You forgot to mention and name the other 3. :(
sourgirl101 29
Let's see. There's Hoopsie, Spike and Dusty! Those damn dogs with the stripper names.(:
IVANTTOCOME 0
The dog pound is coming, cmon people, read your comments before submitting them. If in fact the dog catcher is coming, you might want to stay inside.
sourgirl101 29
Just because "Spice Gold" is legal, doesn't mean you need to smoke it.
xo_mrii_xo 0
Aww how cute, did you pet them ?! .. who runs away from Chihuahuas anyways ?
JocelynKaulitz 28
yeah cuz they're big enough to knock you over or something.
xcrystal011 2
i like chihuahuas
mdbreezy 0
turn around and stomp on them.
aback 5
Start carrying a can of Raid.
caleb135 0
oh my gosh vicious little rats!!!!! try a 130 pound rot chasing u down a country round. punk.
theycallmejessic 0
chihuahuas....vicious....chihuahuas....vicious...chi-I'm not seein' it.
tykiej 0
Why didnt you just kick the little landsharks?
ImaginaryFoe 1
You walked outside from where? Why didn't you just go back inside and call animal control? If the owner can't keep them in check, he/she deserves to have them taken away.
wDeemish 0
OP couldn't understand what was her/his friend yelling and did not know about the chihuahuas I guess :pp