Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence
IHATESOUP 0
pussy
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Comments (147)
rairai 14
Grow some BALLS! Just kick the tiny dogs. goddamn girls
skatingzooyork 0
wow.... pussy is right!
violetkrush14 0
I own a long coat chihuahua. People r saying kick them, which is totally WRONG. If u didn't fear them they wouldn't hurt u. I never thought chihuahuas were very sweet until I got one. THEY ARE THE ABSOLUTE SWEETEST DOGS EVER. People r also calling them "rats," and I don't know about smooth coats but long coats are BEAUTIFUL. Best dogs ever.
R0lling_St0ner 0
#114- ya but the dogs depend on the owner, and I love animals to but if somethings is looking like its gonna attack me I'm gonna attack it right the Frek back! so my advice turn those 5 fearsome dogs in to mini fur covered footballs
k9obsessed 5
Wow...That's just sad. The worst a bunch of chihuahuas can do is give you a few tiny ankle bites with teeth so small they barely hurt. Grow up.
gothicvamp98 0
they probably wanted tacos
theset3 0
damn ankle biters
SuperNova69 0
u guys r ****** pussys I own 5 pitbulls. how can u run from such a small dog. besides the fact that dogs can sense fear.
rhebert 0
thats ******* gay you have no life
kayyweezyy 0
haha dis is sum funny shitt:)