Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence
IHATESOUP 0
pussy
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a_girl_in_space 6
lol i can totally picture that I'm cracking up
AlphaWolf24 0
those lil ***** don't play I've been bit by one and that shit hurt and bled, and my friends acted like i got licked by a kitten
YourMomxD 8
yeah but some are nice and some are mean as **** like my dad's is the color of a reese's peanut butter cup and he is a wimp but thinks he is a pitbull
YourMomxD 8
Actually, my great aunt's EVIL ASS chihuahua bit my grandmother's thumb where it meets your skin and it dug its tooth into her thumb and it left a HUGE hole there. It also almost bit a chunk of my great aunt's lip of and it bled for 2 hours straight. Also, if any of you grammar nazis say i messed up something, you can grow a pair and suck 'em.
vvmativv 8
Little dogs tend to be nastier because people baby them because they're small and cute and handbag size..and they treat them like equals. Which usually leads to the dog having a personality disorder or thinking its the dominant one in the house, which is just fail. To people talking about this dogs sensing fear - its not entirely true, they can see your posture and body language which is what they're interpreting.. (think I heard that somewhere, gf watches alot of dog training programs) They could also just be completely mental charging at you for the glory or sparta or something, Idk. Also - defend yourself. I'm sure after a bunt in the head they'd turn round and back off. As an animal lover I wouldn't like to do this, but then again I would refuse to run from some poorly trained pets.
mexhdz 0
I have chihuahuas they attack everybody, once they chased a kid down the street and knocked him off his bike haha
pfx2_fml 15
You ******* pussys, just punt the little *******
redmoon123 0
First those little basterds can **** you up second just kick them like a football
curleyQ97 9
why didnt u just go back inside?
loganberrybat 11
Idiot. Why didn't you just go back inside?
turtlehybrid 0
kick the shit out of them