Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
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illusong 16
Poor bunny :( That's a pretty unique way of asking someone to prom. Usually they use dogs or cats for the note. Did she go to prom with u at least?
kakakarotcake 17
Your boyfriend should have thought that through. poor rabbit
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Comments (116)
Movel 17
Lord Fluffles! NOOOOOO!!
sccrazy 10
Bugs Bunny vs. Spike (Tom and Jerry bulldog) :(
BlueFlatts 20
Except I thing Bugs Bunny would have won that fight. This bunny, sadly, didn't stand much of a chance.
hi_there4397 18
Looks like that rabbit is going to be late *puts on sunglasses* for a very important date. Yeeaaahhh *cue music*
False_Stupidity 42
Your sunglasses are in the wrong spot, should've been before late.
Maccaroney 11
I disaggree #76. I think she did a fine job.
EternalRest 5
Great idea, bad execution.
redbluegreen 41
Bravissimo on your word choice.
redbluegreen 41
That's so sad, I don't want to even make a joke about this. I'm a little surprised no one heard anything though since rabbits can scream.
pimrol 16
have you checked the dog for rabbis.
cryssycakesx3 23
or priests?
brand125 17
why would you check for that dumbass, the dog would only contract that if the rabbit had rabies, which it didnt if it was a pet (unless it was a new rabbit that came from a bad place, or wild one, but sooooo unlikly)
smc3106 25
Great job letting that one go over your head #72! Also, before you call someone a dumbass, you should probably check what you're saying. Unlikely*
worldclassrager 41
Did you say yes?
alxdakid 11
I agree fyl for having a bf that dumb
meli1195 31
Fyl for being so rude
alex_aly 6
Dumb? Even if OP's bf knew she had a dog, I don't think he would have assumed the dog would kill the bunny. I myself don't see most domesticated animals as viscous.
Axel5238 29
Agreed, if he knew the OP had a dog why would he do it. It's pretty dumb not to think about that a head of time. Cute idea, but knowing OP had a dog I'm guessing and didn't think about it is just wow. Poor bunny.
Axel5238 29
Dogs have been used for hunting for this reason to kill a wounded animal. Even most domesticated that are predators would do the same. Even if OP didn't have a dog still a bad idea if the rabbit started chewing on wires. Sweet sentiment though, though still dumb and not well thought out.
jaellin 18
I don't understand why he even thought the rabbit would go find her. I had a bunny once and when he was let loose he hopped behind the couch and stayed there. He sure wouldn't have been able to "go find" someone. Maybe I just had a dumb bunny though.
rinoa_fml 10
How can people not understand basic things about animals, such as dog = carnivore, predator and rabbit = herbivore, prey?
fictionaldiary 11
I should hope that if he's proposing he would know whether or not she had a dog. And if you think that a dog would not eat a rabbit that it didn't grow up with (and I imagine that even one that it did grow up with) you are extremely stupid.
JaneChemi_fml 21
it was a prom proposal not a marriage proposal
JBrownie123 24
Did he not know that you had a dog? They generally like hunting and killing smaller things... I know from experience unfortunately, my mum's dog has caught three rabbits while out walking. It's sad :-(
TheDrifter 24
Wolves eat rabbits and greatly enjoy hunting them. So, somewhere in their instincts, dogs do too.
leviheichou 15
That's horrible!!! :( poor rabbit