Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
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Top comments
illusong 16
Poor bunny :( That's a pretty unique way of asking someone to prom. Usually they use dogs or cats for the note. Did she go to prom with u at least?
kakakarotcake 17
Your boyfriend should have thought that through. poor rabbit
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Comments (116)
rigley06 12
Could be worse the rabbit could have gotten stuck somewhere and died out of sight
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah, but not out of smell. I hate it what that happens.
ViviMage 40
That is the cutest proposal idea ever! I'd go out with you! ....Assuming the rabbit lived!
AlwaysWatching 27
That is the worst thing ever. The horror. I'm sorry
JCal585 8
Not a ydi, more like a he deserved it...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
This should be his FML. JUST DAMN,
ChakatBlackstar 29
Today's lesson is, don't send animals in for proposals or...well anything really. While cute and adorable in concept, there is very good chance of it ending up extremely horrifying like this case did.
Blaisey 22
Poor rabbit :(
roundtherose 10
Poor bunny :(
Tannasgh 22
What a horrible idea...
kazmie 8
Well he's an idiot. I feel bad for the bunny tho.