Kids, Fish and Animals: Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her...

By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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lilushi 8

Monday 14 July 2014 7:53

Did you explain to her how she should never ever take the fish out of the bowl when you decided to get her a pet?

AFaye3964 17

Wednesday 16 July 2014 1:17

Let kids, Be kids..

medal9717 8

Tuesday 23 September 2014 23:15

To be honest, fish. Suck.

FEARxTH3xWOLF 14

Friday 23 January 2015 19:59

*no comment*

cuteputta 16

Thursday 5 November 2015 20:14

is fish is ded??

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:11

Poor fish.

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