Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter ran with arms wide open towards me, smiling, only to pass me by and hug the gardener instead. FML
Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML
Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML
RIP in peace
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML
Inappropriate
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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ohcheriecherie 20
Maybe the tank or bowl should be placed somewhere the kid can't get it? I wouldn't trust a 3-year-old...
sassyparrot 9
oof poor fish.
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Comments (98)
InTheMagic 3
I don't see why playing with a pet is a bad thing unless she took the fish out the bowl don't be embarrassed your child loves animals
Rayth 19
Am I the only one to think that maybe the fish was still in a small bowl or something similar?
Miss_Chevious 37
YOur child needs friends, human friends. otherwise serious Therapy
dayavera 9
this is why you teach your kids how to take care of their pets and what not to do with them...
lina21 12
A fish was a great first pet for me and all my siblings. Apparently, with this kid (and maybe future ones just to be safe) you gotta tread with caution in relation to animals
dragonrider1959 18
Fairly odd parents!
H3M1LY99 7
was it in the bowl?
MiissAshleyy 19
It's kind of cute in a way. She wanted to play with him...I doubt she understood that she can't take him out of the water.
Tawnkat 13
That is precious! Poor fish though...
juanschwartz 18
******' kids..