Jack00412
Montague, United States
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thanks, Nemo.
Hayward, United States
Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
Bad Cat
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
exfishowner
Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
McMuffin
Today, my 3-year-old daughter ran with arms wide open towards me, smiling, only to pass me by and hug the gardener instead. FML
lolmyfduplife
Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML
geli
Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML
Connie
RIP in peace
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Ihatestraycats
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Jukka
Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML
Pandistoteles
United States
Inappropriate
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
Top comments
ohcheriecherie 20
Maybe the tank or bowl should be placed somewhere the kid can't get it? I wouldn't trust a 3-year-old...
sassyparrot 9
oof poor fish.
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Comments (98)
Ilikepie82479 20
Took me secodn
Beccag7 14
Was the fish in it's bowl? Or at least some sort of cup?
martin8337 36
Is the fish's name Klaus?
slipstreak 10
Did they have fun?
HeatherFeatherB 31
Reminds me of Full House when that bitch Michelle puts her fish in the sudsy bathtub and kills him.
graceinsheepwear 34
Isn't 3 a bit young to be going in and out of the house unattended and getting onto a swingset with no supervision?
chazzywazzy654 22
Not really, it depends on the maturity of the child I think
TheCutestLizard 28
Really #66?! How many "mature" toddlers do you know? What if the child injured herself while her mom wasn't watching? I'm pretty sure DSS would call that neglect.
slimblack 26
It's funny but shouldn't you know where your child is?
aireeahna 23
This reminds me of the meme of the little girl who saved a fish from drowning.
stepmommy 5
you deserved it. how long was your kid unattended for this to happen?
stepmommy 5
glad she wasn't swinging with scissors while you weren't watching.