Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
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homedoggieo 0
Since she's already repayed you for it, I say hunt her down and bang her boyfriend. :D
Good_old_Grim 8
Just call the cops - angry people leave tons of evidence. The bitch will be caught in no time.
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Comments (73)
dramakat11 0
FYL, that sucks. But think about it: that bitch's life is way more ****** than yours. What kind of dumb bitch finds out or suspects that her bf is cheating on her and instead of dropping the loser she goes and terrorizes the other woman? That's so trailer trash.
Inoku 0
I agree. It has all sorts of nasty implications, like that the boyfriend somehow *isn't* to blame for cheating, or that he's the original girlfriend's property, or that the girlfriend is unable to extract herself from the cheating boyfriend. Also, it reeks of desperation, or at least of a serious lack of self-respect. If "your man" cheats on you, ladies, kick his ass to the curb.
DameGreyWulf 1
@35 & 38: Yes! I was just about to say so myself. I can understand dicking around AFTER you've dumped the ****** (and by dicking around, I do not mean smashing cars... jesus **** what the hell lady), but before? Loser bitch. Even if she's successful in bullying one girl to stop, what's to say he just won't find another, anyway? FYL OP. Oh, and everyone saying "LOL YDI/FYL FOR NOT HAVING SEX" -- you don't know why she's not, you know. If she's the kind of desperate person to actually care about that, though, I guess I can only shake my head. "Life is over because I've had no sex, waaaah."
elchapin562 0
you're lucky that mistaken identity drive by was just with eggs. over here in LA, they get the wrong person, but with bullets
Moemoemoe_fml 0
*LOL* True, true. XD
GMeister13 0
Fyl for getting your car broken into AND for not having sex for over a year :P
wbrycem 0
Isn't it great when people live like life's a music video?
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Well isn't she a bitch? Maybe she should double check. Or she could just not do stupid, immature shit like this, christ. FYL for having some crazy bitch break into your car for wrongly accusing you, and FYL for not being able to have sex for a year.
somebodyshy 0
call the cops on her
LetGoOfMyEggo 0
OH miss lady. So you decided to post all of that here eh. well let me tell you, YOU WERE BANGING ON MY BF. idiot. quit trying to act naive... unless... oh shit. did i get the wrong car? you're the one with the honda right? oops.
dramakat11 0
lol
aJ09 0
why the **** do girls blame other girls for sleeping with there bf? stupid bitchess.
RavishMe77 0
AGREED. Had the OP actually slept with this crazy bitch's boyfriend, he'd be at fault too. It pisses me off when girls don't realize this. However, that's not the case and you didn't do anything wrong, so FYL! Call the cops on her.
BLNovelist 0
Why do I think of that other FML where the girl failed at egging the car? Even though I think that one they knew for sure who the other girl was..... Anyway, FYL OP.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
I really hope you called the cops.