Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
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Peanu_theGreat 0
HE WAS IN THE LADIES ROOM. That alone is an FML.
aFMLaddict 0
Maybe he knew you were comming and tryed to impress you?
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Comments (143)
gkunit20 0
#64, the reason (some of us) aren't mortified is that this was taken from a webcomic, and is therefore fake.
cra1136 0
....grow up...... if you can't handle the fact that a guy you like may occasionally pee in a sink in women's restrooms, he's probably not gonna want to date you anyway because you're petty, sheltered and uptight....... so FYL for being lame, not because boys occasionally pee in inappropriate places.....
anniebananie 3
Am I the only one that was relieved to find out he was peeing the sink? While I was reading it, I thought that maybe he was in the ladies room because he's really a woman... and then at the end I was like, "Oh, phew, he was just peeing.. with his penis!"
Kitty34_fml 0
I don't see how this is a fYOURlife. Yeah, you liked him and you caught him doing something weird. Move on? Sorry, I don't see the FML here. fHISlife, yeah, but yours? I don't think so.
Demon_Squirtle 0
Ok the argument that this isn't an FML moment is arguable. I believe it is one. HOWEVER, How the **** does this person deserve it? Seriously so many events like this get "you deserve its" Why? Because she entered the bathroom one minute too early? Because she had feelings for someone who may or may not have a weird aspect of them but she should be wiser and presume they do? Seriously, and it's not like it's a few YDI. It's hundreds. Come on.
kellster 2
Crush: cured! Be happy you know what an animal he is now!
hellarious273 0
what the problem is? he was probly drunk, ive done that before when i was drunk
thebirdistheword 0
hahhaa. In the video for Dirty Little Secret by The All American Rejects, there's this sign and it says "I pee in the sink" hahah disturbing.
Blardo 0
I take a piss in the women's restroom all the time. I dont see a problem with it as the ladies dont care.
lmpinto 0
#70: an animal indeed! An animal without respect for plumbing organization! What shall become of the world with animals like these? Come on ladies, it's all pipes! Have you never spat on the toilet? I guess you have never seen a house under construction - the pipes all lead to the same place...