Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
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Top comments
Peanu_theGreat 0
HE WAS IN THE LADIES ROOM. That alone is an FML.
aFMLaddict 0
Maybe he knew you were comming and tryed to impress you?
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Comments (143)
Meowff 0
That's what I was thinking, #21.
asdfghjkl339 0
Well, at least you know he IS a guy!
LouisesFace 0
#10, would NOT impress me ;]
Check_Mate 0
Well hello there, Hannelore
bobfr 1
> I've had a huge CRUSH on for TWO years That's the real FML.
Chris968 0
The only excuse for him would be if this was in a bar and he was drunk. Otherwise yes, FYL.
MoobyTheCow 2
How is this an FML? It's not like he peed on you.
ammali 0
Okay, I hate to be the person who does this, but I can't help thinking it: "Today, I had to pee REALLY bad, and the men's bathroom was closed because they were cleaning it. Desperate, I went into the ladies' bathroom and all the stalls were in use so I let loose in the sink. I was caught by a woman walking in... not just any woman, but a girl I've liked for almost two years. FML"
lmpinto 0
It's all pipes! ;) (I wonder how noone has said that before)
panda_rectum 0
Next time he does it, you should go over and start washing your hands with his pee. Not only does it taste great, but its sterile too!