Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Boundaries
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Nooooooo!
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Pranked!
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Knock first!
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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Randomness911 12
So this makes me wonder, how many times has this happened before??
PhoenixChick 26
Ask your mom to wash your sheets. And ask your dad to build you a new bed. After you burn the old one. Then burn the sheets too and ask your mom for new ones.
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Comments (29)
Glowworm56 27
"Bad parents! Go to your room! No, seriously, go to your room. That's why it's there."
mattyiscool123 26
Why? They more than likely own the master bedroom which always has a better bed
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Just remember they F*cked your life into existence.
chick15555 2
lol
species4872 20
When the mood strikes....well..
kenken5 16
Maybe they love you so much they were trying to make another kid just like you and wanted to channel your energy!
d00z3r 8
geez OP, knock next time.....
DanielleinDC 34
To his own bedroom? Or are you joking?
MysteryOwl 1
that is just like awkward moment
J352SAURUS 30
You should have knocked! Haven't they ever heard of a lock? Wait...
KaYLa_LoUiSe 9
Why would you knock on your OWN bedroom door?
cornyrob 33
They finally got around to blessing your room.