Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML
Such a cutie
Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."
Synistiel 14
I don't see why it's a bad thing unless he harmed the dog. He's just doing what he likes to do.
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Comments (94)
taranpreet 7
I definitely could see how that could be fun lol.
TheWorldGreatest 8
There's nothing wrong when one of your parents loving there pets.
cetlawizard 15
Wasn't his dog...or hair straightener.
rhysfucker 24
Your dad is living vicariously through your dog, and wants to "feel pretty". It won't be long before you catch him in ladies clothing, swinging his ass on front of a floor length mirror.
perdix 31
I think he meant that HE needed the dog to be pretty. You arrived just in time -- fifteen minutes later and it would have been awwwwk-ward :0
zombieslayer83 19
Daddy just needed to feel..... ;)
perdix 31
#40, you wouldn't want to do it with an UGLY bitch, would you? You know what I'm sayin' . . .
zombieslayer83 19
I like curly hair on my bitches, but I feel crazy today!
cetlawizard 15
Oh, I'd bet money that you're right about that.
ohjoy15 33
That's adorable. :)
crazytwinsmom 25
I can't believe the dog sat still for that. I'd be worried about burning the dog when it moves. Next time he could spike it!
Fuhkyoo 17
hands down, sexiest dog ever
noelasis94 18
Did the dog tell him it felt like a supermodel at a redneck barbecue?
RetardedPotato 6
Your dad should take the dog tanning.
RedPillSucks 33
Please tell me dad was just using his hands to smooth the dogs hair straight and not using a hair straightener iron.