xtammyle
Lower Plenty, Australia
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Puppylove
United Kingdom
Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
StudMuffinette
United States
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
rach
Roy, United States
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Such a cutie
Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML
Top comments
DeadxManxWalking 27
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."
Synistiel 14
I don't see why it's a bad thing unless he harmed the dog. He's just doing what he likes to do.
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Comments (94)
dontpanic_fml 32
Perhaps the dog did need to feel pretty. I see nothing wrong with boosting a doggy's self image
likan_fml 14
Turned snoopy into snoop-dog!
jetsown08 21
Now just give him steroids and he'll be a snoop lion.
Blackcatluck 19
Lions are in the cat family, I think you meant snoop-wolf
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
*whoosh...* That's the sound of the joke going over your head.
mangoboy1 19
Bitches love feeling pretty.
MsConfusedd 27
Dogs have self esteem too!
janeejanee1995 6
Even bitches need to feel good about themselves.
Enslaved 38
Don't forget the nail polish. (:
Wederoney 16
All dogs need that
goudou_fml 19
Dogs like to look good too, you know. Why do you think they lick their ummm... Fur
MuseFan1991 14
i personally love having my hair straightened for me :) oh wait...
zombieslayer83 19
You are a genius at your craft!
MuseFan1991 14
am i missing something?
FarFromSocial 9
least he was putting make up on the dog
andyyroxx 20
No, he wasn't.
FarFromSocial 9
pretty sure you knew it was supposed to say wasn't