Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML
Today, my power company notified me that one of the payments my husband and I sent last week for our overdue bill had bounced. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
If you’re the only one with income, get Internet for your work and buy your husband some rabbit ears so that lazy **** can watch all the over-the-Air TV he wants.
cptncuttlefish 24
Don’t stay married to a layabout bum. Tell him to buck up or get out! He has no right to cancel any services in your home if you’re the one making the money.
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
If you’re the only one with income, get Internet for your work and buy your husband some rabbit ears so that lazy **** can watch all the over-the-Air TV he wants.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And you're still married to him why?
cptncuttlefish 24
Don’t stay married to a layabout bum. Tell him to buck up or get out! He has no right to cancel any services in your home if you’re the one making the money.
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
I guess you posted this using your neighbor's wifi... Perhaps you can accomplish some work with it as well...
1gullible_bugger 34
I would get the internet hooked up again in your own name. then tell the bum to get a job!
retailsuxa$$ 6
id be telling his freeloading ass to get a ******* job or find a new place to live
wtfdaemon 3
Kick the bum to the curb.
Madrias 36
Kick the bum in the bum, all the way to the curb.
Barton Hogeland 5
My wife works from home as well, that is one of the most important bills toget paid, someone needs to find the unemployment office and get himself a job!
fallenlikethesky 12
Sounds like he's just dumb. Not even inconsiderate, just dumb.