Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML
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Top comments
Supersonic54 18
Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?
Odiz747 23
*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty
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Comments (111)
ADBurns 22
Err can I have your sisters number? Oh wait it might be engaged...
canadiangirl98 9
Don't be such a buzz kill
bulletsinthewind 21
Now you know what to get her for Christmas
canadiangirl98 9
I guess you killed her vibe
cosmicdancer84 7
Maybe you should knock.
redbluegreen 41
I'm not sure that's the most effective way she could be training her soldiers.
Hildy93 21
Eyes wide shut
ashcat12 9
Why??
rorex 26
You still call them 'privates'? How old are you op... Haha
Pashazil 10
At least its not an iPhone 6 plus... right?