Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Supersonic54 18
Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?
Odiz747 23
*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (111)
bandgeek109 13
i do that myself and there is nothing wrong with it, its murica we have freedom
MonstreBelle 29
Let freedom ring, but don't expect people to not be grossed out when that freedom is ringing in your ******
mthurston 14
Pics? Lol
Sweetjessierose 8
Well now you know what to get her for Christmas...
tomvertigo 17
A waterproof case for her phone... and just stare at her judgingly until the shame boils over.
dutchy86 20
Lets "call" for pussy....get it!?
AliWantsMarmite 10
That's Awesome?
LowExpectations 30
If you're into voyeurism it might be, but c'mon, that's nasty. I can't wait to see the look on OP's face when she sees her sister let someone use that phone.
writerchic85 26
Good way to ruin a phone. Maybe she needs to be taken shopping for a real vibrator
welshboy1324 19
Ever heard of knocking?
Lalala579121 28
One of these days you're going to be forced to use her phone to make a call.
False_Stupidity 42
And OP will be saying "No way, I know where that phone's been!"
Witchylady 18
That is just so wrong and such a desperate act for an ******. Your sister is a weirdo. But on the flip side. She is extremely inventive.
interesting33 37
It's not that weird.. there are loads of tv series where people have a vibrating phone in their pocket and the joke is they get pleasure from it.
cari_cat 19
Thank god you're not OP or in a similar situation. As if she wouldn't be embarrassed enough, you'd shame her and make her feel worse?!
Angelkisses130 26
But...how do you fit a...a rectangle into a-...... I may be wrong, but when I put blocks in holes when I was younger, that's not how it worked
khorstmye 15
Maybe she just like to let it touch her clit...I doubt she is using it as a *****
Angelkisses130 26
I only assumed she's putting it inside because op said "shoving it into her privates" but I guess it could be that too
bvo_27 14
inb4 "Today, my brother walked in on me masturbating with a vibrating cell phone. FML"
Geckosrock99 33
*Sister