Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML
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Supersonic54 18
Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?
Odiz747 23
*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty
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Comments (111)
Sicxlilsis 16
She's going to forget she used it for that and is going to let someone else borrow her phone for a call or a text
lukian_fml 29
*minutes after mind blowing ******* "Why is my phone wet?"
jumpshot32 11
"Can you hear me now?"
9a_1z 12
"Hello? This is vag"
LowExpectations 30
"Hey Minge, is that you mate?"
dannnngthatsux 19
"Call me again, call me again!!!!!"
9a_1z 12
Maybe you could play the cool big sister and get her a vibrating bullet or something. There's lots out there that are discrete and unintimidating, she's probably using her phone because she's got it into her head that masturbation is shameful and is too embarrassed to get herself a proper vibrator, or think they all look like massive scary pulsating dicks. Maybe get her a lock or doorstop too.
Talonshere 14
A phone... Which has more germs on it than a toilet... That is nasty *Throws up*
Isa_fml 20
Don't you knock?
leogachi 15
@20 Not if they share a room.
PinkGlitterBunny 8
There's actually an app to turn your phone into a vibrator.
writergirl1029 17
...there are actually multiple ones. And that is enough internet for me today.
MrPotatoFace 9
no shit Selma
Ultimate_Batman 28
What's it called?
khorstmye 15
Just think about that the next time someone hands you their phone..
Niedermayer_20 12
Don't you ******* knock.
MegasaurusRex89 28
I read this as a command instead of a question. I really hope this was supposed to end in a "?"
LowExpectations 30
Who you calling a "knock"!? There aren't any "knocks" here.
HollyQuinn 21
Well, that's not hygienic.