Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML
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Top comments
Supersonic54 18
Errr, if it was her room, perhaps try knocking next time?
Odiz747 23
*Cleveland voice* Ooh, that's nasty
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Comments (111)
FMLMaximus 23
guess you'll remember to knock the next time. ydi.
One_Way 43
She only needed one.
tomvertigo 17
I mean... was she just confused on how to take calls?
kristergirl 13
that's why you knock first
Le_ponderer 14
It is clear she did not read the user manual.
Vlen_fml 20
we need some more details so we can put this whole "don't you ever knock" business to rest.
Silk_Routes 14
may b she was using it for massaging her pulled or contracted muscle, near her privates
pockleboy 7
You "hey can I use your phone to make a ca... Never mind I just sent a post card"
AikoRose 15
You should warn her of water damage.
Badkarma4u 17
so what is she giving you to keep quiet