Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired because I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me. Why? An old lady spent 30 minutes looking at our menu before asking for "cottage pie." After telling her that it wasn't an item on the menu, she spent another 20 minutes deciding. She then asked for several more items we didn't have, then complained to my boss. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, one of my clients fired me from my cleaning job, all because I had to cancel last minute after I had to drive myself to the hospital with a severe allergic reaction. She screamed at me until I hung up on her. She's my aunt and godmother. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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Top comments
mastamouse 12
I've come to realize that some people in this world just lack brains.
ThepurpleCow 19
Stupid you are. Breed you must not.
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Comments (73)
people_annoy_me 23
Damn.
chadermcchaf 16
#32 I didn't know that there were godly rules for typing in comments in FML. Who cares? Maybe he's just speechless.
TanzWolf 26
"Especially for 1st comment" why does it matter what he says if he's the first commenter?
battlehamster 8
Dayaam.
MsKatieFace 11
Maybe, #1 is Ron Simmons...
mastamouse 12
I've come to realize that some people in this world just lack brains.
BigLatchZatch 14
Shockingly, these people are reproducing at a rapid rate, and soon stupidity will take over the world.
JMichael 26
The lack of knowledge hurts my brain.
laden_swallow09 35
A la Idiocracy.
Truthexists1 12
Lol Roflmao High five dude!!
myusername23 17
You only just figured this out?
person108 9
some people
sayyestothedress 24
Zzzzome people (failed pun)
AriettaX 15
Hahaha some people just dont "fly" by life! ...... ha.
ThepurpleCow 19
Stupid you are. Breed you must not.
blackonblight 33
Is that the only thing you can comment?
ThepurpleCow 19
No. You should of seen what I've done. There are just a LOT of stupid people and for most of these it seem fit.
ostfaiz 18
hope your manager becomes deaf
ninjadinos 14
But...why?
sarah5745 41
That's a bit harsh #5
RecklessLove 18
I'm pretty sure he meant so the manager doesn't have to hear the lady complain anymore.
sarah5745 41
Still harsh nonetheless..
Khaleesi_26 30
Well #24 if that was the case then the wording for that is all wrong. #5's comment seems to imply that he agrees with the lady that yelled at your manager.
RecklessLove 18
Please explain to me how it implies that.
smokecloud_ 37
This is why I don't eat outside.
malea_17 16
That's crazy OP. That lady lacks intelligence and needs help lol
rx46590 3
what does OP mean?
devildog562 33
You should have killed the flies by smacking them across their face. Some people are just dumb. Social Darwinism needs to take place.
austincain117 16
People are so stupid sometimes
rainbowsandshit1 20
Wow just wow