Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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colton_colton 50
That's something you could've lived a happy life without seeing.
_parth 20
Some things, you wish you could delete from memory.
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Comments (95)
MRSwick2525 23
Can someone pour Bleach on my Brain please!!!
amber3120 15
Knock first? XD im so sorry .. Tht sucks
AlliAwesome22 8
Your dad has pubes that grin?! ?
ManicGypsy 22
********? You're doing it wrong!
A_Net_70 7
Next time knock!
Psiioniic 4
Were the pubes grinning, or your dad?
Whoop_whoop 17
well at least they did not stop and ask you to join
jordaandanielle 17
oh the joys of living at home.
Drosophila82 18
Are they paying for your therapy?!! They should
errienneimagine 20
You should have knocked!! If you don't knock, you should expect scar-for-life material. Just sayin