Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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colton_colton 50
That's something you could've lived a happy life without seeing.
_parth 20
Some things, you wish you could delete from memory.
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Comments (95)
Zeroace 18
To be clear, using a hot air gun to dry the hair on his pubis...?
pugsly 4
How does anyone deserve this??!!!
VlahVlahVlah 12
O_o
onceuponatime456 16
I have seen two "Malcolm in the Middle" comments. Is this page now a place for people to pretend something they saw on TV actually happened to them?