Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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colton_colton 50
That's something you could've lived a happy life without seeing.
_parth 20
Some things, you wish you could delete from memory.
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Comments (95)
netflixislove 32
Just the image makes me want to barf.
UhHuhHoney 20
See a hypnotist to erase this horrid experience.
xwingtwo 15
The first thing that comes to mind is WHY??
sturschaedel 27
Maybe she lost a bet?
CaliCassanova 14
YDI should've knocked! And they've got to have a sex life too!
Risea 25
No OP'S parents should've locked the door especially when doing something like that,and having kids in the house. I understand that they should have a sex life to but people make mistakes not like she's the first person to ever open the door before/forgetting knocking.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't think they deserve it just cause they didn't knock (we don't even know if OP did or didn't). Also, if they live in an older house the doors might not have locks. My door doesn't.
chosha_fml 27
#65 doorknobs can be replaced with ones that lock. An even cheaper option is to add a small latch lock and as a bonus if it's high enough little kids can't accidentally lock themselves in.
sdroze1389 31
your mom's just practicing for when she launches her new ballber shop business
gintwinsmoore 20
nice...
ProfessorMctitie 20
What an odd thing to do, who blow dries their pubes
gintwinsmoore 20
his parents...lol
xninix_fml 36
@46 obviously.
monkeyxD 19
Malcolm in the middle moment?
sswagyP 20
sounds like you saw your parents in a hairy situation OP
Marie54321 19
Are locked doors not a thing anymore?
marcmaralou 15
this is why you always knock...