Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
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allplayedout 20
If it doesn't work, you may be looking at a ghost possession.
amrose1318 10
No more supernatural from now on. lol
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Comments (133)
HeadlessSparrow 20
"Exorcizamus te, Omnis Immundus Spiritus, Omnis Satanica Potestas, Omnis Incursio Infernalis Adversarii, Omnis Congregatio et Secta Diabolica, Ergo Draco Maledicte, Ut Ecclesiam Tuam Secura, Tibi Facias Libertate Servire, Te Rogamus, Audi Nos!" you're welcome.
jackycat 17
Make sure to carry a back up recording of this at all times.
Aadavis94 25
And a win for your brother. Only thing that stumps me is why would a demon posses a hamster. Unless it is one of crowleys plans. Then who the hell knows
karmaliss 18
Demon requiring the Winchester's help...or at large animagus? Y'all could have the next Peter Pettigrew and not realize
stonedfly3 15
Why only supernatural? Why not Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Or am I showing my age? Although I think her demon traps were called something else, which I don't quite remember.
HeadlessSparrow 20
because Supernatural is awesome! ;)
Bookworm1982 4
It's the terminology.Buffy killed things. I don't think that she ever tried to trap anything. Supernatural uses devil's traps all the time.
99treee 7
Omg that is crazy
maylie25 18
Does your brother watch Supernatural?? lol
bigbob92 6
This is the most awesome fml I've ever seen.
StarWarsDude13 13
better call Sam and Dean
chrisxja 8
Call the goshtfacers!
shellyluv 23
Lol. That's cute.