Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
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Top comments
allplayedout 20
If it doesn't work, you may be looking at a ghost possession.
amrose1318 10
No more supernatural from now on. lol
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Comments (133)
guinea_pigs 9
I used to have a hamster, and the scratching on the cage at night could be pretty freaky when you're half asleep and in the dark. Not like a demon, though!
ThePaperDragon 31
Why does he possess the knowledge to construct a "Devil's Trap"?
rocker_chick23 27
He has been watching too much Supernatural.
False_Stupidity 42
You can find out just about anything from Google, even stuff you later wish you hadn't.
bethyworks 16
Don't look up blue waffles.
jackycat 17
Several ways. Probably from Supernatural, most the comments like this theory. The writers research stuff pretty thoroughly. Old books, often written by catholic priests. Or just the internet.
cdalton 12
First the demon possesses the hamster then the family dog. Stop it early while you can.
jackycat 17
Because if it gets the cat it's next stop is world domination.
llamarrama01 21
I can help with that.
rocker_chick23 27
Get the ghost facers too. It might be a ghost possession instead of demons.
skychu 18
Woo! Go Dean!
jackycat 17
#22 We'll only call them because Sam and Dean show up whenever they screw up.
Lalala579121 28
I think I'd rather have Sam... *spoilers* I'd rather not take the chance of Dean flipping out and murdering me.
slyde32 12
thank you for spoiler tagging, some dick already spoiled possibly the biggest twist of the series for me
prussiawhore 14
Supernatural. My family watches it. My brother and father have put the cat in a devils trap and try to exercise her on a daily basis. It's not that uncommon.
salvorican 24
Well that makes sense. Cats are adorable evil creatures.
llamarrama01 21
Could've just had Cas interrogate it. He's good at it.
mister_icicle 17
Trying to cram a cat into anything is a good way to turn it into a shrieking chainsaw with fur. Jesus Christ.
KAZAMI2552 10
How about no more Supernatural?
prussiawhore 14
How about way more supernatural XD
volcanes_jovenes 6
Said no one ever.
LeBandit 20
you might want to hide your hamster from now on
feven 32
Mind telling me how I can get my hands on one of these "Devil traps"? Need it for school
jackycat 17
Large open floor space, chalk (or spray paint if you want something sturdier) and hours binge watching Supernatural.
HeadlessSparrow 20
make sure he knows the spell to get the demon out!
gameover18 17
Sam and Dean are on the case.